Everything Is Fine, by John-Michael Bond

Everything Is Fine

by John-Michael Bond

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sosure I have a soft spot for pastor's kids, and I watched John-Michael do comedy all over Atlanta for years. It's great to have all these jokes collected in one place. Favorite track: The Standard.

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1.	Intro / High Waisted 01:01	buy track
2.	128lb Tumor 00:39	buy track
3.	Groceries 01:09	buy track
4.	Engagement Ring 00:13	buy track
5.	The Secret to a Happy Marriage 03:29	buy track
6.	Awesome God 01:40	buy track
7.	Dog God 02:03	buy track
8.	Ginger 00:28	buy track
9.	Eggplant 00:29	buy track
10.	Rear Ended 00:32	buy track
11.	Literotica 02:00	buy track
12.	Cherry Stem 00:45	buy track
13.	Crazy Rich Asians is a wonderful movie 02:09	buy track
14.	Chattanooga Hipster 01:49	buy track
15.	9/11 Cheese Plate 02:04	buy track
16.	Quit Smoking 00:59	buy track
17.	My Fantasies 02:06	buy track
18.	White Privilege 04:26	buy track
19.	Everyone Likes Seinfeld 02:31	buy track
20.	Lifeguard 03:41	buy track
21.	Impressions 01:09	buy track
22.	Soul Patch 01:08	buy track
23.	My father-in-law wrote the only good Lance Armstrong joke 02:23	buy track
24.	Murder Podcasts 00:33	buy track
25.	Bundy 01:58	buy track
26.	Little Red Corvette 08:06	buy track
27.	The Standard 03:39	buy track

about

Everything is Fine is a collection of my favorite jokes that I’d like to retire but never got a chance to put on a record. All my favorite bands have b-sides records. I think it’s sort of fitting that my life has one.

This “record” wouldn’t be possible with Emily Effler, the love of my life, my best friend, and the most staggeringly talented person I’ve ever known. Thank you for loving me and sharing that absolute dump truck ass with me.

Special thanks to everyone who made it easy to throw years of my life away telling jokes in bars: David Perdue, Rodney Leete, Corey Ryan Forrester, Joel Ruiz, Samm Severin, Luke Fields, Andrew Michael, Clayton English, Brian Emond, Dulce Sloan, Craig Hoelzer, Paul Gallois, Andy Sandford, Dave Stone, Paige Bowman, Kyle Kinane, Olive Lynch, Mary Jane French, Lace Larrabee, Shalewa Sharpe, Olivia Cathcart, Sam Tallent, Matt Saincome, Bill Conway, Andy Sell, Goodrich Gevaart, Anthony Driver, and Jake Head. Extra special thanks to Kevin Saucier.

Deepest apologies to my wonderful parents, in-laws, and brother.

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released December 4, 2020

Recorded at JJ's Bohemia, Star Bar, Comedy Works,

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John-Michael Bond Los Angeles, California

Originally from Chattanooga, TN, John-Michael Bond honed his craft as part of the nationally recognized Atlanta. Now he lives in LA with his wife and cats.

His comedy has been described as covering, “the arduous yet worthwhile pursuit of love, rationalizing vices with how they impact relationships, the wackiness of death, and why society should be nicer.” He feels that’s accurate. ... more